SR
DELL MEETS DR. DRE
SNOW RYDA
LIGHTWEIGHT · POWERFUL · RUNS ON SNOW & WHISTLES
⚔ ZORRO WOULD CHOOSE IT
🎱 BOND WOULD USE IT
☠ SPARROW WOULD DREAM IT
SNOW RYDA DELL MEETS DR. DRE RUNS ON SNOW & WHISTLES LIGHTWEIGHT. POWERFUL. ICY. SNOW RYDA DELL MEETS DR. DRE RUNS ON SNOW & WHISTLES LIGHTWEIGHT. POWERFUL. ICY. SNOW RYDA DELL MEETS DR. DRE RUNS ON SNOW & WHISTLES LIGHTWEIGHT. POWERFUL. ICY.
OUR TEAM
01
CEO
PARAG
DUHAN
ELECTRONICS ENG. CREATIVE DIRECTOR
02
CTO
VEER
HOODA
COMPUTER ENG. CHIEF INNOVATOR
03
COO
AMOGH
DHANKHAR
SURGEON OPERATIONS
WINDOWS WINS SORRY STEVE JOBS GATES TOOK THE CROWN THE GIRL NEXT WINDOWS WINDOWS WINS SORRY STEVE JOBS GATES TOOK THE CROWN THE GIRL NEXT WINDOWS
OVERVIEW
1
GATES WON
Sorry Steve Jobs — not in life & legacy, but in laptop business, Windows takes the crown. That's just facts.
2
NEW CREATIVES
Vibe coders. Vibe marketers. School & college kids. They're the new rock stars & founders. Apple doesn't serve them — can't game, can't build software, can't do high-intensity work on a Mac.
3
WINDOWS = FOOTBALL
Open-source. Worldwide adoption. Endless customization. Most accessible. Most played. Biggest fanbase on the planet.
4
THE OPPORTUNITY
Tale as old as time — Tahoe loses to the girl next windows. The power is there. The soul is not. Snow Ryda fills that gap.
THE EDGE
WINDOWS LAPTOPS
Aesthetics of what you get if a totaled truck married a Prius while ODing on cheap drugs 24x7. Nobody wants to touch that.
CHINESE BRANDS
Good at copying Apple. A copy always struggles to stand out. Looks aesthetic but has a hollow voice. They don't teach taste.
VS
SNOW RYDA
The Windows laptop with cultural soul. Built for the vibe coder, the campus founder, the creative outlaw. Power meets personality.
WHISTLE OS
Custom OS that lets you control your machine via an actual whistle. Not a feature — a personality. The hook that makes every unboxing a moment.
THE NUMBERS
187M
Annual Units
90%
Made in China
43M
Lenovo Units
75%
Gen Z Buy Online
10%
Apple Share
700M+
Units by 2069
SWIPE FOR ALL STATS →
GAMEPLAN
01
GO TO SHENZHEN
Source a laptop to exact specs from the hardware capital of the world. Go direct. Cut the middleman. Own the supply chain from day one.
02
SHIP THE WHISTLE OS
Custom OS layer — control operations via an actual whistle. Siri but make it street. The hook that makes every demo go viral.
03
CAMPUS-FIRST ADS
Ads on college campus life — from pitch decks to pirate decks. A wingman on every mission from dorm room to boardroom.
04
FEEL FIRST. USE SECOND.
Every touchpoint — box, boot screen, sound, materials — makes you feel something before you use something.
CAP TABLE
PARAG, VEER & AMOGH 80%
ESOP 10%
PRE SEED 10%
80%
FOUNDERS
10%
ESOP
10%
YOU?
STRUCTURE — C Corp in Delaware — registered as you read this. Pre-Seed round in May.
$500K FOR 10% $5M POST VALUATION PRE-SEED ROUND DELAWARE C CORP $500K FOR 10% $5M POST VALUATION PRE-SEED ROUND DELAWARE C CORP
THE ASK
$500K FOR 10% POST-MONEY VALUATION: $5,000,000
We're not asking for much. We want the right rider — someone who wants to put a laptop in the hands of every vibe coder, campus founder, and creative outlaw on the planet.